a different kind of monster

{ I don't have anything to prove, love.
I am the alpha male. }

Niklaus Mikaelson
Original Hybrid

Please, call me K l a u s.




"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh… I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"
"Let me know if you need anything."


"Watch where you’re going."
"Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"Get lost, would ya?"
"I don’t have time to play tour guide."
"Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you."
"Surely, you have better things you could be doing right now."
"What did I do to deserve this?"
"It’d be great if you could shut the hell up."


"Wait! Stop!"
"Don’t let them find us."
"I don’t wanna be left alone."
"You need to leave. Now."
"Get out of the way!"
"Are you dead?"
"Hurry! Run!"


"Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?"
"Do you want to move this conversation someplace more private?"
"I can’t help but wonder what noises you make in bed."
"I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan."
"I saw that. You just checked me out."
"Well, there goes my boxers/panties."
"Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction."
"Hey there, Foxy Mama."
"Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice."
"How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games."
"All you have to do is say, "yes."
"I hear you’re well-endowed. Mind if I see for myself?"
"How about a couple of drinks?"
"What would it take to have your head between my legs?"


"Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen."
"I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice."
"Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel."
"Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?"
"I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed."
"No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty."


"At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!"
"What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long."
"How would you like to be full of holes?"
"You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. "
"I will make you experience unimaginable pain."
"Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way."
"If it’s a fight you want, it’s a fight you’ll get."
"You make one move, you’ll be dead before you hit the ground."
"Make no mistake, I will shoot you."
"Game’s over."
"Looks like your time is up."


"Love is illogical, it means nothing to me."
"The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being."
"Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone."
"Why are you hugging me?"
"He’s dead, let’s move on."
"Why is family so important to you?"
"I don’t really care about your problems, honestly."
"Are we done here? You’re putting me to sleep."
"Quit your whining, you’re giving me a headache."
"Your tone suggests I’m supposed to care."

(Source: nucleardesolation)




"You can’t just run into my room whenever it pleases you. What would you have done if I was naked?"

        “—Come now, it’s nothing I haven’t seen before.”


I’m bored and trying to get fully awake.
So F L A S H   G I V E A W A Y  T I M E

So out of the first twenty that reblog I will pick five winners

  • Two will get twenty icons of an fc of their choice
  • Three will get promo graphics for an account of their choice
luxettenebraee sent: Elena Gilbert

Give me a character and I’ll give you a sample of how I’d rp them.

        “—I'm not okay. I’m not okay.

                 { This wasn’t like her. Elena Gilbert was the good girl, the girl that carried her compassion with her and would do just about anything for her friends.

                                                Elena Gilbert was not a killer. 

                   She had never meant to take that man’s life, but when he came at her with that wooden stake, she shifted into automatic. She bit down, and she didn’t stop; not when he fruitlessly scraped against her back with the tip of the stake, not when he started sobbing, not for anything. 

                                                Elena Gilbert couldn’t go back.

                                        So she did the only thing she could think to do—she curled up in her bedsheets and tried to remember a time when everything was okay.

                                                The saddest part was she couldn’t. }

                 ”I’m not okay.

"But you see the good in people."

(Source: royalcaliber)

give me a character and i’ll give you a sample of how i’d rp them

(Source: gloriousmaster)


      “As if you aren’t a starving infant needing to suckle from them preferably. You look hungry, stop that look”


        “Come now, love. I’m just appreciating beauty in its…rawest form.”

Open to any Klaus


        Henna stared at the person in front of her. It couldn’t be. He looked so different. Hair was shorter, he looked as if he held darkness in his eyes and she wondered just how much he’d changed since she’d seen him last.



       { He stared, gaping at the girl before him. It couldn’t be, it wouldn’t be. No, he refused to believe that she was alive. Not after feeling the sting of her death for so many centuries. }

        “No. It’s not you. I saw you die.”


      “Don’t stare at the girls, they have feelings”


        “My deepest apologies. Is there a particular manner in which I should regard your breasts so as to not damage their fragile emotions?”


         ”The no bra thing is me letting you know I’m not getting out of this house for the rest of the night. ”


        “—I'm not complaining.”